Top 10 Things in Golf - Birthday Card

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1. Nuts…my shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Look at the size of his putter.
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind of I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty, I can’t get a good grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
10. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first.

Hope you score a hole in one on your birthday.

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